Keeps Getting Petter And Petter

Mullon ihan hirvee olo just nu ja blogikaan ei päivity kunniallisesti nyyh joten ottakaapa tästä ihan luokattoman hirvittävä jul kalender! hurråå!

Ekana joulupäivänä mun beibe anto mulle… / Halapaa kalijaa ja vegejuustua!

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”What weird habits do you have?”

Sleeping on the floor (is sleeping a habit?) / Drag (party-crossdressing) / And spontaneously speaking Swedish! // But what is weird? Lots of western people sleep without a bed frame. / A motor mouth is a motor mouth in every language they can speak, and I doubt that anyone (especially not me!) considers being talkative to be weird. / But I suppose wearing ”women’s” clothing is weird, unusual, freaky, for most people. And awesome things are often weird. (Drag = awesome, yo.)

”Who would you choose to represent Finland in EurovisionSong Contest?”

Mariska! [Finnish pop singer slash songwriter] / Shit just got real! Put on these old rap clothes of yours, and off to Denmark you go!

[I have no fucking clue if this is a really bad trick question, or non sequitur.]

”What would you do with Moominpappa, Sauli Niinistö, [current president of Finland] and Johanna Tukiainen? [Finnish cosmopolitan]”

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”Your ultimate sexual fantasy?” ”How should Lord Of The Rings have ended?” ”How would you use pantyhose in a DIY kind of way?” // That’s a surprisingly tough question! / All in all, I’m rather a vanilla type of guy. // Oh I get it now! Hahaha, funny.

A fourth movie is added to the trilogy, in which people just fare each other well for three hours, just like in the ending scene (/scenes) in Return Of The King. // Seeya, we’ll miss you guys! / Sob, bye. // Sob sob sob // Also a couple of impromptu non-white characters, and Tom fuckin’ Bombadil.

I’d probably use them to filter coffee, being too lazy to buy new fiter bags. / And if they were kinky-red fishnets I would pull them over my head and rob a bank.

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”Are meat pies good? / Which member of the True Finns party would you shag if you had to? / Which vegetable would be the most uncomfortable when stuck up your nose?”

I’m a vegetarian-going-vegan at the moment, but one can hardly call meat pies meat anyway. / They’re no good, but I rarely eat anything for the taste anyway.

Olli Immonen! / And you wouldn’t even have to force me to tap that…

Idk some super sharp, skinny and loamy carrot I guess.

”Describe the prince of your dreams!”

Dreadlocks – Piercings – Beard / Nice little squishy gut / Master chef – Tattoos – Tall – Strong (but not too buff) / Hairy as fuck.

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