Keeps Getting Petter And Petter

Random Barcelona story I forgot to tell part uno! // So one night we climbed this fucking huge hill with a squatted bar and punk gigs on top. // There was a Swedish Magnus from Stockholm! And we talked Swedish the whole evening. / Please speak English so the rest of us will understand, too…

But so did happen, with my light-weight ass, that before the gig even started… / Fucking cheap beer… / (Axu got tired from all the climbing and started sleeping in the middle of the club.) // (Incomprehensible whatever-language punk) // The high point of my career as a crust punk. // Repeat until you stop coughing up slime. // PYSYKÄÄ KANAVALLA NIIN SAATTE KUULLA LISÄÄ OKSETTAVIA PARSALOOTA JUDUI OLÉ

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Where will your comic be again? / Nordic Comic Contest. 12-page short story of the theme ”Polar night”, deadline’s quite close too. / What’s yours about? // Uh, alcoholism. / … / Like, the depression and the anxiety and the shame. / … / Y’know, with a fresh twist? / …

It IS a cliché! Oh god what if I can’t bring anything new to the subject matter? What if I’m being Kaurismäki-esque? What if I’m plain bad??? / I’ve tried to regain my motivation and self-esteem, to no avail. / (Unambitious, hasty, stressed out) / And the first few pages are so detailed and ink-washed with love! (Insert ink-washed with love, here.) / Boohoo I won’t be able to stand behind this piece of work either.

Of course I have to finish this anyway, and not be afraid of mediocrity. // The most important thing is get SOMETHING done in my life. / I might’ve become blind to the whole project. Proof-reading is scary though, going back to previous work stages etc. // (Can’t commit to long projets) /I’m trash, I shall go to the trashcan. // Okay next week I will print my queerzine small press comic to the Helsinki Comic Festival. Perhaps I’m just not a drama comic artist!

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Hässäkkäpäivät July 4th & 5th, a punk festival in Oulu. // It rained on Friday. // At least I didn’t have a hangober diarrhea next day! / (Sings Finnish schlager.)

Why, this is moonshine! / (Fart smell) / Ew how fucking can you. / Hee hee hee booze diarrhea. // Hei pullopoika nää oot kuuma! / (I’m super inappropriate when drunk.) // Ew fuck that was some strong moonshine, I’m gonna poop through my mouth. / (I don’t even know.) // No wait fuck Kakkahätä 77 starts soon, gotta gather myself and go back. / MINÄHÄN EN VITTU LUOVUTA.

Dirty nympho / Pants still dry! / Busted leg / That’s how the PuntalaRock training went! See y’all there

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Last Monday happened: / Ring-a-ding-ding! It’s your friend Jari here! Your room smells like loneliness! // God I missed your murder massage. / This will probably hurt way more tomorrow. // And thus happened: / I’m going home to eat an entire bag of muscle relaxants. / Aye. You can make up for today on Saturday. / Ok. // I told you so! / And that’s why I couldn’t attend Pride!

Well, I hadn’t really made any travel plans in the first place. / But that’s all the more reason to feel bad for missing 20.000 people, black-pink bloc and comic blogger picnic. / Maybe next year, then! / But what the fuck ARE you going to do this summer? Other than work. // Well! As I was lying with my busted back, this happened: / Niko’s got mail! / Eunnnngghgh. / It’s tickets! / (Punk festival tickets) / Yay party. / See y’all there!

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Psst. / Guess what time it is. / Nixu’s Cooking Club, part something!

1.) Boil off some soya chunks! // 2.) Use your brain! / If I squeeze out the excess water, the chunks’ll be crispier when fried. // 3.) Use that brain some more! / (Strainer) (Roosa’s spatula) (Frisk pressing force) // (SNAP!) (SPLAT!) // 5.) Atta boy! Good job.

(hahahahahahaha I skipped a number)

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