Keeps Getting Petter And Petter

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A cat doesn’t care. / A cat doesn’t care. / A cat doesnät care. / Guess if the cat cares.

If for no other reason, it would be nice to be of normal weight so I could be for example 66,6kg. / *fucking brutal black metal plays* / What do normal-weight people even look like how does one draw them it would be weird as fuck to weigh more than 57kg which I have never exceeded in my life.

Which way do the thigh things go I can’t ass myself to check. / Minä olen ääretön keho.

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8-9 // Nikolai! Nikolai! Nikolai! // Zz– // That’s what you get when you read Pirkko Saisio before bed. // Then I made out with Detox, a drag queen. / Let’s Have A Kai Kai.

9-10 // Nixu’s wool jumper game! // Dress up Nixu in this wool jumper. // Mighty woolly. / It is a wool jumper. // Kuinka moni teistä on alkanut työstämään pelisuunnitteludokumenttiaan? // I don’t recall ever raising my hand in Game Lab. / Yeah I was supposed to stop complaining, sue me. // Rye bread + oatmeal + two mugs of black coffee = Shitty feels, dizzy, nauseous, lol.

10-11 // Meitsi on nähny Debbie Harryn. / Kosketikkonää sen kaapua ja parannuit verenvuototaudista. // Entä kuka tietää Quantun Dreamsin? / Jou en tullu OGL:lään droppaamaan nimii, tulin skulaamaan pelii. Jou. // ”iRacing.” / Tajusitko? / Silimä rusina. // Rasisti pilivessä. / *feikkiä jamaika-aksenttia* // I’ve taken like 666 photos of lecture slides and I’ve never re-read any of them.

11-12 // Somebody’s puking in the toilet. / (puking noises) / Monday, eh. // (dry barley shit) / (Nisse) // 12-14 // Intensiivinen duuni on intensiivistä. / (kässäristä puhe) / Sit se vois vahingossa iskee baarista tiitin. / Toi on oikeestaan vitun paska ja transfobinen läppä. / Ai ok. // Jumalan työtä teen <3

14-15 // Nosse is readinh HeteroseXual Animals. / Heh. / HÖHÖ! // 15-16 // Yhtäkkiä englantia! / Jep, vieläkin sorvin ääressä. Mahtoikin tulla tylsä tuntisarjis… // Vaan enpä oo tupakoinu koko päivänä! Hyvä minä.

16-17 // Groceries! / Student loan comes tomorrow. / Oon voimissain. / Fact: skinny people are always naked. // 17-18 // (a comic) / – / (weiner) / Fuck it, I’m making dinner. / (the dinner is instant noodles.)

18-19 // Art block! / Hey, I’m making chocolate ice cream. Let’s play card when you’re done drawing! / (clatter clatter clatter) // My Tumblr blog got 666 followers!

<3 soft brutality <3

19-20 // My comic includes roasting of [***], and kittens. / Hi I’m racist! / And I’m the ugliest fucking kitten in the whole wide world! Goddamnit just kill me please. // I wonder why I felt the need to censor  the person. I wonder if I’m cut out to be a satirist or an out-caller of shitty people. // 20-21 // Still comics. / Kittens!

21-22 // One more page and I can go make dinner! Jeez what a flow! / – / You’re welcome. / (potato casserole and stuff) / <3 My roommate’s the best omg <3

22-23 // DONE. / (scanner noises)

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So! This excercise was sort of a miniature version of your Game Lab experience to come – four months of work stages, condensed into a few hours. // So what feelings did arise from your own work?

Hellooo sorry I’m late! (I ”was” hangover.) / *: I was still quite fucking hangover. // …Blah blah… Your assignment is to… Bluh bluh… The customer will arrive at… Bloo bloo… // This is all very intriguing, however all my willpower is currently going into my trying not to puke. // THE CUSTOMER IS A MENOPAUSAL CRAZY TYRANT. // Omg now I’m gonna barf.

In conclusion! / I am irresponsible, lazy, unable and unwilling to change plans, rude, etc. But if you can’t handle me at my worst then that’s too fucking bad because I don’t have a best. So yeah glad to have made business with your sorry ass! Boop-boop-a-doop!

Then some person called me and asked me for a beer with them ”long time no see” or something and I can’t remember for the life of me who this person is. / So apparently I am also wooden in the head, boo fucking hoo! // Also my tragus piercing hurts and I’m pissed off.

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