Keeps Getting Petter And Petter

MORO PASKOILLE! Kävi niin, että mun pitää jälleen lypsää itselleni irtopisteitä koulusta kesäkuukausien aikana valmistuakseni edes jokseenkin säädyllisen aikavälin puitteissa. Mikäpä olisikaan ihanampaa kuin ottaa pienprojektiksi samaa paskaa mitä teen ihan omaksi huvikseni?

Koska tein tämän yhdessä kuukaudessa samalla opparia ja byrokratiaa jongleeraten, tuli tästä Hetskusta ihan Paska. Olisi kuitenkin sääli jos se jäisi vain kovalevylle homehtumaan, joten miksei julkaista sitä internetissä, kuten ensimmäiset Hetskut?

Joten, guys and gals and nonbinary pals: HETEROSEXUAL ANIMALS PART KOLME. ENJOY.

paina kuvaa päästäksesi lukemaan! yow-zah!

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Punk festival! / I was at the info table so I got in for free. Tried to sell old zines on the side to be able to buy the official festival t-shirt but we ran out of small and medium shirts before I managed to gather up the cash. // After my shift: / My goal tonight is the following: // Get booze. Get cigarettes. Get sum sweet luvin’! / You’re two slots out of three, then.

((Joo minä vahingossa juhlatupakoinnin aloitin taasen. Kyllä kesä kuivaa minkä kasteleekin! Kiitos tupakkalakko 1.1.-1.6.2016?))

I busted my heel bone at the Foward (JPN) gig. // Probably just a minor fracture, the pain is merely irritating.  / Gotta sillywalk and eat painkillers for a while is all. / (I made the mistake of checking out pictures of severely broken heel bones. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.)

In the moshpit there was a cute bear boy who made out with me impromptu. / What a nice butt! / Bear boy if you’re reading this my email is nikopniva@gmail.com! // Then I had to go to bed because Janne was visiting from another city and needed a place to stay. / Bear boy! / Butt! / Three out of three!

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https://hullutpaivat.bandcamp.com/

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I missed Helsinki Pride because of a family reunion. // My big brother was supposed to be there too but he had a bicycle accident. / I was sort of disappointed because I haven’t seen him in a couple of years. // The fifty to sixty Niva’s will suffice. / Hi Niko! Remember me? / Fuck no!

I don’t understand why Pride has to be so loud and flamboyant. Wouldn’t gays and tr***ies be taken more seriously if they behaved like normal people? Real homosexuality isn’t that in-your-face, blah blah blah… / OH MY GOD. // Pride PARADE is supposed to be funny! Pride week and month, on the other hand, are chock full of ”serious” information. / (Anal sex 101, Tove Jansson exhibition, Comics workshop, Living Library, HIV-checkpoint, Trans group…) // The main parade is a place of happiness! We have a right to exhibit mirth in public! Every parade has scantily clad folks! Helsinki Samba Festival? Mardi Gras? Si? // If the straights’ respect towards LGBT people (or yours, dear author) relies on us conforming to your norms… / (Dresses according to gender norm, doesn’t take up any space at all, not a single word of their spouses, sits down and shuts up forever. Dysphoria? What’s that? Everything is a-fucking-okay!) // …I’ve for news for you: You’re still a homophobic P.O.S.! / Oooh! A dude wears makeup because it’s a fun thing to do! Escándalo!

*Jaa, skanneri söi ohuemmat tussit ja piirtopöytäkin kärhämöi viimeisessä ruudussa. Hauskalla meikkaamisella tarkoitan sitä, että meikkaamisen harrastaminen on voimauttavaa ja mukavaa, en sitä että meikkaava poika olisi automaattisesti hassu ja naurettava.

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