Keeps Getting Petter And Petter

Oops I’ve been making ask-roll replies for, like, two months. / Let’s take it up a notch!* / (* I reply to everything hastily with a panel or two.)

”What’s your perfect dinner like?”

Free food Okay, well… / I think that’s supposed to be… / Veggie patty – soya puree – halloum cheese – cashew nut salad stuff – with mild hot sauce and a pint of beer. / IDK I’m the worst at coming up with meals! / Which is why I’m so damn skinny.

”Why do men have nipples?” / In the early development of the foetus, three months after conceiving… / Because guy nipples are the most erotic thing ever. // ”Must there be wank-ness in life?” / Yes, see previous panel. / Also, it’s fun, safe and educational! // ”Why do people drink coffee?” / Some prefer heartburns and arrythmia! / And hey, at least it’s not cocaine. (It’s worse.)

”Who inspire you, artistically or attitude-wise?” / Oh god, another big question… / I mean! Uhh. Let’s try a couple of caricatures. // And idk: friends, life, and everything, oops it didn’t become such a long list after all.

”Your favourite hairy thing?” / Men would be too obvious an answer, but sloths fo’ lyfe tho. / Although we’re rather mainstream by now. // ”Your favourite pet peeve?” / Misogyny! I follow tons of angry feminists on Tumblr, and seethe with rage and disgust. / Also homophobia, transphobia, racism and imperialism. // ”Today’s clothing meme?” / Morning: Zapatist coffee. / Forenoon: Wrap-around dress. / Midday: Cleaning day.

”What would you do, should you get to have Timo Soini [leader of the right-wing populist party True Finns] as a sex slave for one day?” // ”What would you do, should the world run out of coffee and tobacco?” // ”If poop were delicious, would you eat it?” / If it’s good enough for bunnies, it’s good enough for me. // ”Show us yourself making a ’fine supper.'” / … / Can’t reach. Fuck.

PHEW NOW I’VE REPLIED TO EVERYTHING AND THE USB DOCK FOR MY MOUSE STARTED LAGGING AS WELL HEY Y’ALL

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