Keeps Getting Petter And Petter

”What weird habits do you have?”

Sleeping on the floor (is sleeping a habit?) / Drag (party-crossdressing) / And spontaneously speaking Swedish! // But what is weird? Lots of western people sleep without a bed frame. / A motor mouth is a motor mouth in every language they can speak, and I doubt that anyone (especially not me!) considers being talkative to be weird. / But I suppose wearing ”women’s” clothing is weird, unusual, freaky, for most people. And awesome things are often weird. (Drag = awesome, yo.)

”Who would you choose to represent Finland in EurovisionSong Contest?”

Mariska! [Finnish pop singer slash songwriter] / Shit just got real! Put on these old rap clothes of yours, and off to Denmark you go!

[I have no fucking clue if this is a really bad trick question, or non sequitur.]

”What would you do with Moominpappa, Sauli Niinistö, [current president of Finland] and Johanna Tukiainen? [Finnish cosmopolitan]”

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