Kuukausiarkisto kesäkuu, 2013

* intermission

Kirjoitettu 27.06.2013 - nikopetteri. Kategoriassa dom andra.

I haven’t updated my blog in two weeks! Crap. / Ok. / Yay wohoo I’m a dog. // Mostly because I’ve been procrastinating with my reply on this question. / ’I am interested in seeing some sort of an introduction to your values. Perhaps these questions’ll help with your reply: What are the things that guide your decisions? What does your set of values consist of? What do you find the most important in your life?’ // You’re too deep to me Jenni I’m sorry. / BUT I PROMISE I’LL TRY, it’s me who’s building up all these expectations of a quality reply. // P.S. Happy Pride everybody, I’ll probably be kickin’ neo-nazi and fundamentalist Christian ass with the Black Pink Bloc.


* perusterveen nuorenmiehen pojan koston paluu

Kirjoitettu 12.06.2013 - nikopetteri. Kategoriassa puuronsyönti.

January // I spilled my coffee. / Oh dear! // February // Gimme a kiss. / Smoochy smoochy.

April // Gimme a ki– / I’M DYING HRRGHHGH GO BUY PAINKILLERS // June the 12th, eleven days until trip to Helsinki // My throat’s a bit sore. Correlation tells me that next up will be death!

Seeing Axu: x=time; y=health



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”What weird habits do you have?”

Sleeping on the floor (is sleeping a habit?) / Drag (party-crossdressing) / And spontaneously speaking Swedish! // But what is weird? Lots of western people sleep without a bed frame. / A motor mouth is a motor mouth in every language they can speak, and I doubt that anyone (especially not me!) considers being talkative to be weird. / But I suppose wearing ”women’s” clothing is weird, unusual, freaky, for most people. And awesome things are often weird. (Drag = awesome, yo.)

”Who would you choose to represent Finland in EurovisionSong Contest?”

Mariska! [Finnish pop singer slash songwriter] / Shit just got real! Put on these old rap clothes of yours, and off to Denmark you go!

[I have no fucking clue if this is a really bad trick question, or non sequitur.]

”What would you do with Moominpappa, Sauli Niinistö, [current president of Finland] and Johanna Tukiainen? [Finnish cosmopolitan]”